Discreet Packaging In Boring Brown Boxes Or waterproof gray bag. Your privacy is of the utmost importance to us and with our discreet packaging you can shop in confidence. With totally plain packaging, the only person getting excited by your delivery is you. What will it have written on it? Royal Mail requires us to have a return address on your parcel. What your package will look like All orders are sent in plain packaging. There’s absolutely no way of telling what’s inside the package or who the sender is. Here are photographs of how your order is discreetly and securely packaged.Smaller items such as condoms are sent in plain, heavy-duty padded envelopes.